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CHRISTIAN MOVIE REVIEW: Dead Awake (2010)

This is another movie in which you are not sure who is dead and who is alive. The main character in the movie works in a funeral home. He fakes his death as part of a bet to see if anyone would come to his funeral. Or is he really just “faking” his death?? He meets up with his old girlfriend from 10 years ago, when they were seniors in High School. They have issues.

CHRISTIAN MOVIE REVIEW: After.Life (2009)

The movie reviewed here is definately NOT for children. Also probably not for people who are not fans of horror. GENRE: Thriller, Mystery, Horror ACTORS: Liam Neeson, Christina Ricci, Justin Long, Josh Charles, Chandler Canterbury, Celia Weston, Shuler Hensley, Anna Kuchma, Rosemary Murphy, Malachy McCourt, Laurel Bryce, Luz Alexandra Ramos RATING: R PARENTAL NOTE: Not [...]

CHRISTIAN MOVIE REVIEW: Ghost Town (2008)

The movie reviewed here is NOT for children. GENRE: Comedy / Romance ACTORS: Ricky Gervais, Tea Leoni, Greg Kinnear, Kristen Wiig, Alan Ruck, Billy Campbell, Danai Jekesai Gurira, Aasif Mandvi, Uzimann, Dennis Albanese, Megan Byrne RATING: PG-13 PARENTAL NOTE: Not for children. Some bad language and questionable situations. The portrayal of death is inconsistent with [...]

CHRISTIAN MOVIE REVIEW: Dear John (2010)

(0 stars) This movie is intended for teenage girls, who apparently swoon en masse at the sight of Channing Tatum’s bare chest. His bare chest is on display for quite a bit of the film. I don’t agree that the movie is appropriate for even this group.

CHRISTIAN ACTION MOVIE REVIEW: True Romance (1993)

The movie reviewed here is definitely NOT for children, and probably not for most other people either. Actually, I had strong reservations about even posting this review, for reasons mentioned below. Suffice it to say, this movie has a lot of moral problems. Please see my previous post on why films of this ilk are [...]

MOVIE REVIEW: Zombies of Mass Destruction (2009)

[rating=0] (1/2 star) I am a Christian who loves zombie movies. However, this film is not so much a zombie movie, as it is an Anti-Christian rant, with a zombie theme. Seriously, you can’t be too thin-skinned if you want to enjoy zombie movies. Many zombie movies depict characters questioning their faith, or have some less than flattering reference to the church. However, in the case of Zombies of Mass Destruction most of the movie is devoted to showing how bad and evil Christians are; and to demonstrate that neither Christians nor Christ Himself have any relevance or worth.

CHRISTIAN MOVIE REVIEW: The Road (2009)

The movie reviewed here is definitely NOT for children, and probably not for most other people either. Please see my previous post on why films of this ilk are reviewed on a Christian website like K_Line Christian Online. GENRE: Horror / Adventure ACTORS: Viggo Mortensen, Kodi Smit-McPhee, Charlize Theron, Robert Duvall, Guy Pearce, Garret Dillahunt, [...]

CHRISTIAN MOVIE REVIEWS: SECRET rating system revealed

In the interest of full disclosure, here are my rating criteria for movies reviewed on K_Line Christian Online… MOVIE RATING SYSTEM: () Start with zero (0) out of five (5) possible STARS Add one STAR if it looks like the movie was made by professional film makers–not 4 or 5 guys with a camcorder. Add [...]

ZOMBIE MOVIE REVIEW: Last of the Living (2008)

Three certifiable knuckleheads and a scientist chick they pick up in a zombie infested church are racing against the clock (and a bad zombie bite) to save the world.

MOVIE REVIEW: Sherlock Holmes (2009)

Not suitable for children. GENRE: Action ACTORS: Robert Downey Jr., Jude Law, Rachel McAdams, Mark Strong, Eddie Marsan, Kelly Reilly, Hans Matheson, William Hope, William Houston, Geraldine James RATING: PG-13 PARENTAL NOTE: Not intended for younger children. There may be some profanity, but it is not prevalent. Some questionable situations and references to magic and [...]

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