(0 stars) This movie is intended for teenage girls, who apparently swoon en masse at the sight of Channing Tatum’s bare chest. His bare chest is on display for quite a bit of the film. I don’t agree that the movie is appropriate for even this group.
Reviews
Christian Movie Review: Carriers (2009)
The movie reviewed here is definitely NOT for children. Please see my previous post on why films of this ilk are reviewed on a Christian website like K_Line Christian Online. GENRE: Horror, Science Fiction ACTORS: Lou Taylor Pucci, Chris Pine, Piper Perabo, Emily VanCamp, Kiernan Shipka , Christopher Meloni, Dale Malley, Stacy Marie Warden, Dylan [...]
CHRISTIAN ACTION MOVIE REVIEW: True Romance (1993)
The movie reviewed here is definitely NOT for children, and probably not for most other people either. Actually, I had strong reservations about even posting this review, for reasons mentioned below. Suffice it to say, this movie has a lot of moral problems. Please see my previous post on why films of this ilk are [...]
MOVIE REVIEW: Zombies of Mass Destruction (2009)
[rating=0] (1/2 star) I am a Christian who loves zombie movies. However, this film is not so much a zombie movie, as it is an Anti-Christian rant, with a zombie theme. Seriously, you can’t be too thin-skinned if you want to enjoy zombie movies. Many zombie movies depict characters questioning their faith, or have some less than flattering reference to the church. However, in the case of Zombies of Mass Destruction most of the movie is devoted to showing how bad and evil Christians are; and to demonstrate that neither Christians nor Christ Himself have any relevance or worth.
CHRISTIAN MOVIE REVIEW: The Road (2009)
The movie reviewed here is definitely NOT for children, and probably not for most other people either. Please see my previous post on why films of this ilk are reviewed on a Christian website like K_Line Christian Online. GENRE: Horror / Adventure ACTORS: Viggo Mortensen, Kodi Smit-McPhee, Charlize Theron, Robert Duvall, Guy Pearce, Garret Dillahunt, [...]
CHRISTIAN MOVIE REVIEW: The Long Kiss Goodnight (1996)
The movie reviewed here is definitely NOT for children, and not for many other people either. GENRE: Action ACTORS: Geena Davis, Samuel L. Jackson, Patrick Malahide, Craig Bierko, Brian Cox, David Morse RATING: R PARENTAL NOTE: Not intended for children. Plenty of cursing and questionable situations. Lots of violence. INTENDED AUDIENCE: This movie is not [...]
CHRISTIAN MOVIE REVIEWS: SECRET rating system revealed
In the interest of full disclosure, here are my rating criteria for movies reviewed on K_Line Christian Online… MOVIE RATING SYSTEM: () Start with zero (0) out of five (5) possible STARS Add one STAR if it looks like the movie was made by professional film makers–not 4 or 5 guys with a camcorder. Add [...]
The Time Traveler’s Wife (2009)
GENRE: Drama, Science Fiction ACTORS: Rachel McAdams, Eric Bana, Arliss Howard, Ron Livingston, Stephen Tobolowsky, Jane McLean, Brooklynn Proulx, Alex Ferris, Michelle Nolden, Tatum McCann, Hailey McCann RATING: PG-13 PARENTAL NOTE: Not intended for young children. Brief nudity. Implied pre-marital sex. Although in a time traveling movie, it’s hard to say whether something technically happened [...]
